I can’t remember the last time I was so productive.
After a long night’s sleep, I got up early today and went to the gym. Then I came home, showered and made myself breakfast:
I don’t even know who I am anymore.
After all that, I also went ahead and kicked off my work for the day. Mostly sending out emails to various sources.
It’s the least I could do after wasting most of yesterday thinking too hard about Wacky Races. I love the post, but boy did I spend way too much time writing it.
Naturally that means it’s time to waste more time blog writing. Gotta finish what I started.
I’m always on the lookout for new videos and podcasts to play in the background of my life.
Those usually involve video game content (though I might have to reshuffle some mainstays after reading this stellar Kotaku article), but I also really enjoy movie-focused videos.
“Kill Count,” a new series I recently discovered by the channel Dead Meat — hosted by James A. Janisse — fits the latter.
Yet it fills a different niche than I usually focus on: Horror movies.
Specifically appreciating the often creative, over-the-top kills in horror movies. Or, as the pendulum tends to swing, also lampooning the uncreative and lazy sides of horror.
When the channel first appeared in my recommendations, I was a bit misled. I expected the videos to just be montages. A Buzzfeed-esque “top ten kills” kind of premise. Specifically my first experience was for John Carpenter’s 1982 classic The Thing, a video of his I watched because I’ve been interested in the film’s practical effects recently.
But that video, and the “Kill Count” series as a whole, is much smarter.
It’s essentially a series of spoiler-laden reviews, talking about movie plots, development cycles and places in history as much as they focus on the kills.
Every video also includes a break-down of the victims in each film (showing the interesting bent toward male deaths in cinema), a specified “best” and “worst” kill distinction as well as a live bit playing on events from the movie.
However, I think one of my favorite things about “Kill Count” is how funny the series is. The videos are nearly satirical movie reviews that provide great commentary and mile-a-minute jokes.
Janisse breaks the fourth wall a lot to remind the audience that they’re watching a review for yucks more than a serious catalog of deaths.
My favorite instance was in his 2010 Predators Kill Count:
“I just do these videos to make jokes, y’all. I’m not an official dead body census taker.”
I’m in the midst of binging through his reviews of classics like the Alien movies, and they’ve been wonderful background noise while working on Gladeo pieces.
Pieces which should be published by the end of the month, as far as I’m aware. Just so you all can keep it on your calendars.
Janisse also has a podcast that I may have to be on the lookout for now that I’ve blown through The Dropout.
So that’s my recommendation for the day.
If you like horror movies, comedic takes and creative deaths, “Kill Count” is worth a watch. Just as long as you don’t mind spoilers.
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