A very, very long overdue New Year’s update

*Blows dust off of this WordPress account* Oh boy, it has been a while hasn't it? Guess the best way to start this overdue update is by wishing all of you a happy new year and a happy new decade! There's something overwhelming about the idea that we have a new blank slate to work …

Three bug bites in

Ooh boy, time to write about my day as Democrats yell at each other in the background again. Last night I mentioned going to swim in the pool today. I made good on that promise, because how could I not? It's a beaut. The water was also perfect today. Just cool enough to counteract the …

Gotta read ’em all!

The Unova Region has enveloped a lot of my life over the last few days. First there was the start of my fanfiction. Then the locale of Pokémon Black & White came up again when I was wandering Barnes & Noble with my sister and discovered a book of Santa Harukaze comics, put out by Viz Media. …

More fanfiction: Pokémon edition

Creating myself a fanfiction.net account truly opened a Pandora's Box I'll never be able to close. Last time on "The Adventures of Jason Ruining his Credibility on the Internet," I had a bizarre reaction to Stardew Valley that drove me to write a fanfiction about the budding relationship with my farmer character. I spent a whole …

Jason wrote a fanfic

I have been playing a LOT of Stardew Valley over the last week. For those uninitiated members of the audience, Stardew Valley is an independent farming/life simulation game in the same vein of Harvest Moon or Animal Crossing that came out in 2016 to critical and audience acclaim. Well-deserved acclaim at that. This is a …

50 shades of analysis

So I just flew in from Fullerton, and boy are my arms tired! ... Does that joke work over text? I guess the more important question is whether that joke works considering I drove to-and-from Fullerton instead of flying, but nobody knows that. And if I have my way, they never will. Anyway, today was …